Fun With Fantasy Football Team Names
By Jared Smola
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Updated on Tue, 23 May 2023 . 1:27 PM EDT
by Kevin English
It's that time of year again. The
DraftSharks.com staff is finished with our
2011 fantasy football player rankings. And so we turn for a moment to other vital matters -- like hunting for ridiculous fantasy football team names.
We've scoured Google to assemble a list of names you can consider for your fantasy squad. But first, let's take a look back at a couple of clever (and hilarious) team names Lenny Pappano created last summer…
"Two Flush Dump" (the toilet in our office needs some help)
"Golden Tate's Donuts" (so good, they're worth robbing the place)
"Bill's Wang" (in honor of the Bills' historic draft pick)
And now, on to the newbies…
"D'Brickasaurus Rex"
"Mel Kiper's Mousse"
"2 Girls, 1 Cutler"
"Al Davis' Medicine Cabinet"
"Battlestar Gramatica
"Shanahan-Me-Downs"
"Golden Tate Bridge"
"The Tale of Scobee Dick"
And finally…my favorite…
"Bill Belichick's Video Rentals"
… Zing!
There you have it. Make sure to kill some time at work in the next few weeks and come up with your own list. And please, share a few with us at
info@draftsharks.com. We'll post the best ones below…
Dezzie Does Dallas
Schaub Shank Redemption
Revis and Butthead
Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
Plaxidently Shot Myself
Peyton's Compact Disk Club
CJ2Pay
Romo Witten His Pants
Pimpin Aint Breesy
Show Me Your TDs
I'm Harvin a Headache
Jared Smola,
Lead Analyst
Jared has been with Draft Sharks since 2007. He’s now Lead Analyst, heading up the preseason and weekly projections that fuel your Draft War Room and My Team tools. He currently ranks 1st among 133 analysts in draft rankings accuracy.